Animal Analysis - The case for Andy Isabella over Christian Kirk

By: Max The Animal 

After extensive research I found that Isabella is a lot faster than Kirk, so that could be something. Speed Kills and Isabella Thrills!! 

40 times 

Andy Isabella - go to google and type in Andy Isabella 40 time 

Christian Kirk - google his after 

I was going to end there but I went ahead and dove even deeper. Thanks to google and sportsinjurypredictor.com I found these fancy injury predictor chart things. No idea how they work but I will blindly trust it because it helps my point. 

Here we can see Kirks injury chart predictor thing  

ewwww!!!!! 

lets take a look at Andy 

niiiice... 

Thats all I have. I was bored. Don't blame me, you clicked it knowing I wrote it.